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	<description>We turn fingers into butts.</description>
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		<title>Chickens are stupid and get what&#8217;s coming to them.</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/28/chickens-are-stupid-and-get-whats-coming-to-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone hates chickens. There are many many reasons to hate chickens: The interminable chirping, the random and furious fecal dispersing, ]]></description>
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		<title>Violating a snow globe</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/12/violating-a-snow-globe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 21:40:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Within every snow globe house resides a teeny little Christmas family whose entire experience of the world is a perpetual ]]></description>
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		<title>Wall Street&#8217;s big ass Christmas Tree is in a bad way</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/09/wall-streets-big-ass-christmas-tree-is-in-a-bad-way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/09/wall-streets-big-ass-christmas-tree-is-in-a-bad-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 14:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every year, the Wall Street stock exchange cuts down a ginormous tree to make their Christmas tree. They&#8217;re desperately trying ]]></description>
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		<title>Urban umbrellas can&#8217;t protect New Yorkers from knucklebutts</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/08/urban-umbrellas-cant-protect-new-yorkers-from-knucklebutts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/08/urban-umbrellas-cant-protect-new-yorkers-from-knucklebutts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 18:46:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knucklebutts.net/?p=616</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The urban umbrella is the result of a competition funded by NYC to redesign the ubiquitous construction scaffolds that fill the urban forests and make neighborhood living a beeeitch. I suppose they were also meant to defend the city's many pedestrians from the onslaught of fingers bent to resemble a derriere. But in that function, they have failed. ]]></description>
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		<title>Costa Rican Knucklebutts Cause International Incident</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/05/costa-rican-knucklebutts-cause-international-incident/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2011/12/05/costa-rican-knucklebutts-cause-international-incident/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:23:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a recent trip to Costa Rica, I took the time out of my busy schedule to knucklebutt the magestic ]]></description>
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		<title>Palin Sex Photo Shocks and Angers</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/14/palin-sex-photo-shocks-and-angers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/14/palin-sex-photo-shocks-and-angers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knucklebutts.net/?p=603</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently sent shockwaves through the mediascape by being the first to dare post Sarah Palin's naked sexxxy butt photos.

Much of the elite jew media has still, regrettably, decided to ignore this Eskimo sex romp bombshell. While I am disgusted by their cowardice, I understand their rightful fear of intimidation from horny survivalists and sad, confused retirees who form the majority of Sarah Palin's powerbase.

Recently, Sarah took to her favorite website FaceBook, where she gathers to talk politics and chat with boys. She posted a topical essay decrying the NAACP for suggesting that any members of the Tea Party are racists. She references Ronald Regan in there too. I don't know why.

A few things are strange about this post. One: the "Tea Party" is not actually a party and the majority of its followers find tea, as a lifestyle choice, to be elitist and faggy. And second, that no one seems to bring up the fact that Sarah still has yet to address the shameful butt photos and this post was yet another ploy to avoid confronting this sexy bombshell!!

But knucklebutts.net is one media outlet she will not be able to avoid.

So, I took to her FB entry (my comment has been removed) to directly confront her on this pressing issue.

    Sarah, I still haven't heard any response from your team about your dirty dirty sex photos:
    http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/07/sarah-palin-sex-photo-scandal-explosion/

As of posting this entry, the Palin camp has still not responded.

But her minions did!]]></description>
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		<title>Sarah Palin Sex Photo Scandal Explosion!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/07/sarah-palin-sex-photo-scandal-explosion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/07/sarah-palin-sex-photo-scandal-explosion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knucklebutts.net/?p=576</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I try to steer clear  of  politics. However, I recently came upon an image which has the potential political impact of a hydrogen bomb! Where I acquired this very controversial dynamo of an image is not important. But what is important is that it involves former Governor and Fox News Pundit Sarah Palin taking part in one of the most debaucherous and depraved activities I have ever laid my eyes on.

Like many sexy scandals involving powerful politicians,  the elite media just aren't willing to believe it's true. Some have even disparaged this image as "stupid" and "a finger shaped like a butt in front of a picture of Sarah Palin you found on the internet." But these detractors are just jealous. And jerks.

…]]></description>
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		<title>Sage Francis sort of avoids a knucklebutt.</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/28/sage-francis-avoids-a-knucklebutt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/28/sage-francis-avoids-a-knucklebutt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sage Francis is Rhode Island's most important contribution to hip-hop since a young Chubb Rock described to a Gulf War–weary nation the rightness with which he was going to treat them.

Recently the lauded emcee announced he will no longer tour nationally so he can dedicate more time sticking it to corporations. Sage's recent show at Webster Hall in NYC was the very last show of this very last tour. And since rappers always keep to their word about retiring, knucklebutts had to be there]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re really naming your cafe that?</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/23/youre-really-naming-your-cafe-that/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/23/youre-really-naming-your-cafe-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.knucklebutts.net/?p=558</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, we've got the menu set for our new hip little Tribeca cafe. Color scheme? Check. Health codes? Up to snuff. But what should we name our contemporary urban luncherie? We want a name that will grab people's attention but will also let them know we offer a gourmet twist on American comfort food along with an array of healthy, locally sourced fare… Well, what do you think of naming it "Columbine." Yeah, spelled exactly like the school shooting. ]]></description>
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		<title>Goooaaaalllllll. Buuuuuttttt.</title>
		<link>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/21/goooaaaalllllll-buuuuuttttt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/06/21/goooaaaalllllll-buuuuuttttt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 13:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of the global brotherhood that the World Cup represents, I would like to bring all these soccer players of different nationalities, ages, and socioeconomic backgrounds together under one butt. Finally, the dreams of President Woodrow Wilson and Dr. Martin Luther King have come to fruition]]></description>
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