Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

9 Dec
2011

Wall Street’s big ass Christmas Tree is in a bad way

Every year, the Wall Street stock exchange cuts down a ginormous tree to make their Christmas tree. They’re desperately trying

14 Jul
2010

Palin Sex Photo Shocks and Angers

I recently sent shockwaves through the mediascape by being the first to dare post Sarah Palin’s naked sexxxy butt photos.

Much of the elite jew media has still, regrettably, decided to ignore this Eskimo sex romp bombshell. While I am disgusted by their cowardice, I understand their rightful fear of intimidation from horny survivalists and sad, confused retirees who form the majority of Sarah Palin’s powerbase.

Recently, Sarah took to her favorite website FaceBook, where she gathers to talk politics and chat with boys. She posted a topical essay decrying the NAACP for suggesting that any members of the Tea Party are racists. She references Ronald Regan in there too. I don’t know why.

A few things are strange about this post. One: the “Tea Party” is not actually a party and the majority of its followers find tea, as a lifestyle choice, to be elitist and faggy. And second, that no one seems to bring up the fact that Sarah still has yet to address the shameful butt photos and this post was yet another ploy to avoid confronting this sexy bombshell!!

But knucklebutts.net is one media outlet she will not be able to avoid.

So, I took to her FB entry (my comment has been removed) to directly confront her on this pressing issue.

Sarah, I still haven’t heard any response from your team about your dirty dirty sex photos:
http://www.knucklebutts.net/2010/07/07/sarah-palin-sex-photo-scandal-explosion/

As of posting this entry, the Palin camp has still not responded.

But her minions did!

7 Jul
2010

Sarah Palin Sex Photo Scandal Explosion!!!

I try to steer clear of politics. However, I recently came upon an image which has the potential political impact of a hydrogen bomb! Where I acquired this very controversial dynamo of an image is not important. But what is important is that it involves former Governor and Fox News Pundit Sarah Palin taking part in one of the most debaucherous and depraved activities I have ever laid my eyes on.

Like many sexy scandals involving powerful politicians, the elite media just aren’t willing to believe it’s true. Some have even disparaged this image as “stupid” and “a finger shaped like a butt in front of a picture of Sarah Palin you found on the internet.” But these detractors are just jealous. And jerks.

10 Jun
2010

The O’Knucklebutt Factor

Fox News! If you made the effort to send a truck to cover a story firsthand rather than simply giving some talking head the opportunity to defend easily-angered retirees from the threat of elitism and Christmas Grinches, something big must be going down…

19 May
2010

Photo of Andrew Sullivan with a naked butt.

Andrew Sullivan! You are every liberal’s favorite conservative. You support(ed) Barack Obama and deplore Sarah Palin. You actually hold sane views on gay rights, marijuana laws, and health insurance reform. In fact, you’re not a conservative at all! Despite your book title or your fervent declarations to the contrary. Also, you have really tiny hands! Like, to the point where I feel bad making fun of you for it because it looks like you may have some kind of deformity. Maybe it’s because you have gigantic shoulders? Anyway, now you’re in a butt and it looks like you’re being pooped out on Chris Matthews’ show. Say hi to Mike Pence for me

22 Mar
2010

Congressman, Mike Pence. In a Butt.

Representative Mike Pence. You are the grumpiest member of the House of Representatives! This reputation is somewhat propagated by the

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