Everyone hates chickens. There are many many reasons to hate chickens: The interminable chirping, the random and furious fecal dispersing,

Within every snow globe house resides a teeny little Christmas family whose entire experience of the world is a perpetual

Every year, the Wall Street stock exchange cuts down a ginormous tree to make their Christmas tree. They’re desperately trying

The urban umbrella is the result of a competition funded by NYC to redesign the ubiquitous construction scaffolds that fill the urban forests and make neighborhood living a beeeitch. I suppose they were also meant to defend the city’s many pedestrians from the onslaught of fingers bent to resemble a derriere. But in that function, they have failed.

During a recent trip to Costa Rica, I took the time out of my busy schedule to knucklebutt the magestic